Welcome

Take off your coat, kick off your shoes. Perch yourself over by the fireplace, it's a bit nippy in here.

For some time there have been talks of creating a regularly updated blog to update you on the band, and well, anything we fancy writing about. Comrades, the day is upon us. We promise to entertain, and offend.

My desk is a complete state. On either side of my screen; empty bottles of Becks, BBQ sauce tubs, and a fair few used tissues. (Don't worry, they are happy tissues, not sad ones.) It's hard to gather my thoughts whilst sat in such disarray, but needs must, and I don't wish to disappoint on this, the first blog. But at the same time, I don't want to set the standard so high that future blogs pale in comparison.

Let's get to it, then. "Oh, Jono, what's going on with the band at the moment?"

Well, internet. We are writing and recording a plethora of songs, and the best ones will probably be released at some point next year. I won't lie to you, for I know you can tell when I'm lying. I don't know the specific ins and outs of our plans for next year. I know the year will be dominated by touring, and a couple of singles. But apart from that, it's going to be a spontaneous adventure for us all!

As for the rest of the year, we have a few local shows that you can catch us at. I recommend that you do just that. We are, after all, one of your five portions a day. We'll be showing off all of our new tunes, full of vitamins, love and goodness.

I love this time of year. The coca-cola advert with the convoy of lorries destroying the countryside with their exhaust fumes. But it's OK! They are covered in pretty lights. My advice to power plants all across the globe is to decorate the exterior funnels with adorable flashing neon bulbs. They'd melt the hearts of those pesky environmentalists faster than they are melting the polar ice caps. Other reasons for enjoying the festive period include Die Hard films shown on TV more frequently, and girls more willing to put out. True story.

We will keep this blog fairly regularly updated with ramblings and news as it comes in.

In the meantime, I need to get up and showered. It's 7.30pm. I can almost smell the pub from here. It's calling my name, and I will heed it's call. I think this is a pretty nice introduction to our blog. It's hard, but once I get going, it is probably the most satisfying thing in the world. That's what she said.

BA-ZING!

Take care, and I will address you soon.

Jono
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